[this_ol_patriot]

A little off topic but did you get your secret handshake for next week?
The "package" we usually get on Fridays never showed up at my house.

Oh, and be careful you know what happened to the last person who let IT slip.

Yours Truly,
Agent Dx576435,
Lesser Grand Poobah of the Honorable Fraternal Lodge of the Crippled Cheese Moose.

[nopardons]

Oh my dear, I am so sorry it hasn't yet reached you ! I'll fax you the pertinent " issue ".

The moose bit his sister ; I repeat, THE MOOSE BIT HIS SISTER. The Swiss is rotten, can you send a Gouda to Afghanistan ?