[DCBryan1]

"Ya'll crazy, Iz gots lotsa cell phone data right up in hera! DA put dey phone in my purse all da time cuz dey aint allowed in court and dey forgets to get them. Dats why dey at my houze!? Yo!"

[technically right]

What else would one expect from an affirmative action ghetto b!tch. Wonder how many times she had to take the bar exam.