[Bonemaker]

They could use a forklift to hoist him up but he’d figure out a way to fall off.

[gundog]

...and we’d have to endure stories of his days as a forklift operator.

[cymbeline]

“They could use a forklift to hoist him up but he’d figure out a way to fall off.”

How about launching him up with a big rubber band.

It wasn’t much of a trip, and I didn’t see two of them.