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To: CFW

We told a lot of Okie jokes when I lived in Amarillo
Why do birds fly upside over Oklahoma?
It ain’t worth sh*tting on
When you pull over to the roadside in Oklahoma, the cows back up to the fence
Of course, the Okies told similar jokes about us
The game wardens on Lake Texoma pulled Texas boats over if they were on the Oklahoma side of the lake. Had more than one person tell me they would drop a fish hook in your boat and write you a ticket for fishing without a license. I got one when I was watching my friends fish (I was a good way up the bank, but not fishing as I got sick) and the game warden still gave me a ticket.


7 posted on 02/10/2024 1:36:50 PM PST by TStro (God made all men equal Sam Colt made them polite.)
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To: TStro

Did you hear about the Texas Aggie who moved to Oklahoma?

Yeah. He raised the IQ level in both states.


18 posted on 02/10/2024 2:06:49 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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