The coastal pundit class doesn’t understand midwesterners. Meredith Wilson did however, as he was one:
We can be cold
As our falling thermometer in December
If you ask about our weather in July
And we’re so by God stubborn
We can stand touchin’ noses
For a week at a time
And never see eye-to-eye
But we’ll give you our shirt
And a back to go with it
If your crop should happen to die
The donks I am talking making mischief about are not typical Iowans. Honorable Donks will stay out of this partially with the understanding that GOP folks could show up at the Donk caucus and vote for Moon Girl Williamson... Law prevents people from participating in both, but that hasn’t stopped Donks in the past from cheating