Is the name of the state going to change?
Instead of the Keystone State, PA will become the Lunchbucket State, in honor of Creepy Joe!
Yes, to Fettermania
They should change it to Pottsylvania, the fictional Communist Eastern European country featured in the old Bullwinkle cartoons. This is its national anthem:
Hail, Pottsylvania
Hail to the black and the blue!
Hail, Pottsylvania
Sneaky and crooked through and through,
Down with the good guys, up with the boss
Under the sign of the triple cross, hey!
Hail, Pottsylvania,
Hail, hail, hail!
Yes, now to be called Wakanda.