[UnwashedPeasant]

Elver is short for Keebler Elf.

[Waverunner]

Keebler Elves are already short and have no diminutive form.

[DannyTN]

I thought Elvis impersonators were making a comeback and Kim Basinger was going to have to save us again.

(”Elvis has left the building” movie reference)

[Robert DeLong]

What were the Republican presidential candidates doing in Guadalajara? 😋

Partying with donors?