Yeah, but it's OK for him, John Kerry, and Leonardo DeCaprio to jet around the world lecturing us on our carbon footprint (and collecting bribe money). You forget that they're our betters, it's OK for them to do it. You'll take the bus and be happy about it.
RE: You’ll take the bus and be happy about it.
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Soon, via smartphone bus update to the dozen people waiting at the bus stop near the curb in 5 degrees in a snow storm:
Our Bus Trac system is now reporting a delay of at least 70 minutes as the EV Superbus has lost energy and needs recharging. We regret the inconvenience and thank you for supporting our clean earth initiative.