[Scrambler Bob]

“White Privilege Knapsack,” the “Heterosexual Privilege Knapsack” and the “Able-Bodied Privilege Knapsack”
Can I take all three? Should be fun.
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Which Knapsack do you keep toilet paper in? It is always White.

[Elsie]

Not always...
https://www.amazon.com/Bamboo-Story-Toilet-Paper-Biodegradable/dp/B0C68Y5D6P/ref=sr_1_19_sspa?adgrpid=1239149958186893&hvadid=77447040886889&hvbmt=bp&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=94516&hvnetw=s&hvqmt=e&hvtargid=kwd-77447146337248%3Aloc-190&hydadcr=22161_13438983&keywords=alternative+to+toilet+paper&qid=1701958973&rdc=1&sr=8-19-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9tdGY&psc=1

And, if your ass is SO expensive, get THESE:
https://www.amazon.com/May-Bright-Reusable-Toilet-Washable/dp/B0BCSXZ337/ref=sr_1_22_sspa?adgrpid=1239149958186893&hvadid=77447040886889&hvbmt=bp&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=94516&hvnetw=s&hvqmt=e&hvtargid=kwd-77447146337248%3Aloc-190&hydadcr=22161_13438983&keywords=alternative+to+toilet+paper&qid=1701958726&sr=8-22-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9tdGY&psc=1