If they didn’t have much time to arrange a phony social media presence of right wing pro-Trump statements stretching back 48 hours and no record prior to then, they had to keep him still——very still-——until they finished.
And a suicide note would help.
From Analyze This:
[Ben rushes up to Paul’s room after Jelly throws a hit man off the balcony onto the wedding party]
Boss Paul Vitti : Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain’t my fault.
Dr. Ben Sobel : Oh, so you’re telling me it was suicide?
Boss Paul Vitti : I don’t know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
Jelly : [taking out a pen] Uh no, but they will in a minute.
Dr. Ben Sobel : Oh, and let me guess what it says? “Life is bull#$#$, I can’t f—ing take it no more! Signed, the Dead Guy.”
Jelly : Hey, that’s good, Doc.
Clark Griswold with a BB gun at Wally World.