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For me the article brings memory of the Babylon articles about Biden and Feinstein, and of Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride. I often now consider the absurd actually coming to pass.

Biden Taken To Coroner For Annual Physical

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-taken-to-coroner-for-annual-physical

Excerpt: "The President passed the exam with flying colors. His body is so life-like and well-preserved!" said a representative from the D.C. Medical Examiner's Office. "With a fresh injection of formaldehyde and some makeup, he looks like he's still with us! Just look at him — so peaceful. It looks like he's just sleeping!"

. Senator Feinstein Death Not Expected To Affect Re-election Campaign

https://babylonbee.com/news/senator-feinstein-death-not-expected-to-affect-re-election-campaign?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

The Princess Bride

Miracle Max : You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Miracle Max : He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.

Inigo Montoya : He's dead. He can't talk.

Miracle Max : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Inigo Montoya : What's that?

Miracle Max : Go through his clothes and look for loose change.