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Gee, where do you think he gets all this information on other people’s past?
It makes it a little more clear why the other candidates gave up and lined up behind Biden a week before Super Tuesday.
“Awright, you guys. I got the goods on alla ya. Y’all talk a good game. ‘Bout how bad an’ tough ya are. Guess what? Got news for ya. Y’all are wannabees. Now Corn Pop was a bad dude. But ain’t nunya as mean, bad, low-down, dirty, an’ rotten as me. Don’ try an’ enhance yer resume. I’ll ‘spose ya as the goody two-shoes ya are. Voters wanna player. An’ ain’a single player among ya. I’m the player, Jack. Don’ mess w’me. Don’ get in front o’me. No joke.” —Resident Go Brandon