[Eleutheria5]

Let's not get mad. Get creative. Hoot mahn.



Kreeegah!

[Husker24]

He’d be put in isolation? Like one of those sweat boxed the North Vietnamese put POWs in?

[SauronOfMordor]

[fretzer]

Braveheart comes to mind.

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[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Aye laddie. Kilt and Sporran with a proper pin. Stick it their eye.

[SauronOfMordor]

Time for a toga party.

[defconw]

Mother must read the school dress code before claiming an issue. I swear to God.....Everyone just has to be special these days..... Now get off my lawn.

[Secret Agent Man]

I don’t care if the scots wear kilts.

Its still a skirt. Its a skirt. No thanky.

And its time to threaten this school with a lawsuit.

[Tom Tetroxide]

How about inventing ‘skorts’ - half skirt and half shorts?

Not sure what exactly it would look like, but the teachers would not be able to ban you.

It could become fashion sensation!

[Tom Tetroxide]

Going full Tarzan at school would require you to play the theme song, “Jungle Love,” by Morris Day & The Time.

[CIB-173RDABN]

I was going to post something similar - get him a kilt along with all the accessories.

Reminds of an old joke - A Scot was asked what is worn under a kilt. His answer, “Nothing is worn everything works perfectly”.

[meyer]

Wear a Toga!

[GingisK]

Maybe it was the tats. Did he have an “I love Jesus” tattoo?

[butlerweave]

You never wear anything under your Kilt

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

So? I don’t ever remember a boy wearing shorts to school. 1952-1964. No AC back then either! We survived just fine and loved looking at the girls in dresses.

I remember teen girls going to school with below the knee skirts held by a belt. Once at the school, they would go into the restroom and pull up the skirt above the knee, then folding the top down inside the belt.
I remember a few girls back in 1963-64 that still get my heart rate up after seeing them! Alas, they were under 16 and knew what they were doing to the boys!

[Sirius Lee]

Kids should show up at school like this:

[Jamestown1630]

There was kind of a fad some years ago; we used to see men wearing kilts. But it petered out. My favorite kilted man:

[Signalman]

The next directive coming from this school will be:

“We are removing all the urinals in the Boys’ restrooms. Male students are forbidden to stand when they pee.”

[Bonemaker]

Have him wear a Black Watch kilt with skean dhu.

[IrishBrigade]

‘boys are free to wear skirts instead of long trousers’ over the phone.’

why would anyone put any kind of clothing over his/her phone...