Oh man! Polock jokes! I haven’t thought about those in a LONNNNG time. Probably since this incident: Me and a couple of buds were sitting in a Waffle House in west Nashville, and started telling Polock jokes. Little did we know there was a Polish guy in the booth behind us. Finally he’d had enough, and started yelling at us. Saying that it wasn’t right how an entire nationality of people had been denigrated by a bunch of jokes. We apologized profusely, and finally he paid and left. Shortly after we did the same only to run into him in the parking lot where he was obviously waiting for us. Dude had a RAZOR! And said he was going to cut us! And he WOULD have too, if he had been able to find a place to plug it in!
Lol, that’s a good one!
Reminds me of this classic by Norm Macdonald:
After all, polish jokes are more serious than the subject of this thread.
LOL...
One day at work, several of us were sitting in our breakroom and I said “I got a great new Polack joke...”
A guy sitting over from me said “Watch it!!! I’m Polish...”
I said “OK...I’ll tell it slow....”
That was even funnier than the joke I had...
You owe me a laptop!
Yeah, I know what you mean. A friend of mine had a couple Polish buddies that he used to go to the bar with. I got to talking to one of them about my friend one time and the guy says “your friend is a pretty cool dude, just one thing about him that’s weird”. I said “what’s that”? Polish guy says, “well it’s weird, but he actually has two assholes.” I said “really? How do you know”? The polish guy said “Whenever we go to a bar everyone whispers “here comes the guy with the two assholes”.