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Google will cut back on STAPLERS and laptop replacements for workers in huge cost-saving measure after announcing 12,000 layoffs in January
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11935297/Google-cut-STAPLERS-laptop-replacements-workers-huge-cost-saving-measure.html ^
| 3 April 2023
| By JAMES GORDON FOR DAILYMAIL.COM
Posted on 04/03/2023 9:25:38 PM PDT by RomanSoldier19
]Google's finance chief, Ruth Porat, has penned a rare company-wide email explaining how the tech giant is introducing measures to cut employee services in an effort to reduce expenses.
The company's goal for 2023 is to 'deliver durable savings through improved velocity and efficiency.'
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cutback; google; layoffs; office
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To: RomanSoldier19
“If they take my stapler, I’ll have to, I’ll set the building on fire.”
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:30:34 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Follow the money. Even if it leads you to someplace horrible it will still lead you to the truth.)
To: RomanSoldier19
Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch.
Welcome to the world of "fries", "shakes", and "mcburgers" !
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:31:15 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: RomanSoldier19
deliver durable savings through improved velocity and efficiency.Straight out of Meaningless CEO jargon for dummies.
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:32:40 PM PDT
by
frogjerk
(More people have died trusting the government than not trusting the government.)
To: Governor Dinwiddie
Or they could greet folks at Walmart, assuming the greeters are still around.
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:32:58 PM PDT
by
No name given
(Anonymous is who you’ll know me as.)
To: RomanSoldier19
Blocking access and search indexing of more conservatives will help the bottom line, right?
Well ok, maybe it won’t do anything for the bottom line, but it’ll make the people who still have jobs feel better about themselves.
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:37:34 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: RomanSoldier19
It used to be “Don’t be evil” - then they took my stapler away...
To: Governor Dinwiddie
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:42:30 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: frogjerk
To: RomanSoldier19
The company is to cut back on food, fitness, massage, and transportation programs which were all introduced when workers were coming into offices five days a week.In other words, they want employees to actually work and not get a massage or work out on company time. The horror!!!!
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:43:25 PM PDT
by
matt04
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To: RomanSoldier19
I can’t imagine there being such a huge need for a stapler at a company like Google. Given that they are likely Green driven, printing on paper seems outdated for them. Even still, how much money would be saved by eliminating staplers and staples?!
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:43:27 PM PDT
by
CatOwner
(Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
To: RomanSoldier19
Google laid off 27 massage therapists! Not joking.
Didn’t see anything about the high-end chefs they used to boast about. I wonder how they’ll make out.
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:44:49 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: Billthedrill
>> It used to be “Don’t be evil”
... until their new motto “Must be evil” kicked in.
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:45:00 PM PDT
by
Nervous Tick
(Truth is not hate speech.)
To: Governor Dinwiddie
USA TODAY USA TODAY McDonald's tells corporate employees to work from home ahead of layoffs, report says
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:46:37 PM PDT
by
RomanSoldier19
(Res ad Triarios venit;“We are your ghosts, in this game played by monkeys, organized by lunatics” )
To: CatOwner
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:48:26 PM PDT
by
RomanSoldier19
(Res ad Triarios venit;“We are your ghosts, in this game played by monkeys, organized by lunatics” )
To: CatOwner
I can’t imagine there being such a huge need for a stapler at a company like Google. Given that they are likely Green driven, printing on paper seems outdated for them. Even still, how much money would be saved by eliminating staplers and staples?! Yeah but think how it would feel to be looking around the place for the last time as you're being escorted out the door by security, and you have to see your former fellow workers happily stapling away in their cubicles, sporting contented, satisfying smiles as they do so.
The memory would be seared... seared... into your brain.
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posted on
04/03/2023 9:49:11 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: RomanSoldier19
I switched to DuckDuckGo and now look what happened
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posted on
04/03/2023 10:02:59 PM PDT
by
NWFree
(Sigma male 🤪)
To: RomanSoldier19
All the signs point to a crash. Possibly a hot war, too.
Have your seats in the upright position, trays stowed and be well stocked in food, water & ammo; it’s gonna be rough.
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posted on
04/03/2023 10:06:21 PM PDT
by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
It’s bad enough they never seem like they like their jobs whenever I go there, but now they’ll be downright surly, if they even show up for work.
To: logi_cal869
[All the signs point to a crash. Possibly a hot war, too.]
That’s what I’ve been wondering, too. On both scenarios.
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posted on
04/03/2023 10:38:26 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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