Russia's Wagner mercenary group puts ad on PORNHUB for new recruits: Blonde sucks on a lollipop as potential troops are told to join 'the coolest private army in the world'

MAILONLINE ^ | 16 March 2023 | RACHAEL BUNYAN

[dennisw]

Wagner placed a provocative ad on Pornhub to recruit soldiers to private army A woman says in video that Wagner 'is the coolest private army in world'

The feared Russian Wagner mercenary group has become so desperate for recruits after heavy losses on the battlefields of Ukraine that it has turned to Pornhub to recruit soldiers.

Wagner placed a provocative ad on the porn site in which male viewers were told to stop pleasuring themselves and instead join the private army and fight in Ukraine.

In the since deleted ad, a blonde woman wearing red lipstick is seen seductively sucking a large lollipop while another woman's voice huskily says in the background: 'We are the coolest army in the world.'

'We are recruiting fighters from all regions of Russia. Don't whack off, go work for PMC Wagner,' the woman says before the phone number of Wagner recruiters appears in the middle of the screen.

The video was posted on Pornhub and was viewed by viewers in Russia without an ad blocker and VPN before the site removed the ad, reports Pravda.

[dennisw]

Only Fans could really reel in some funding for Wagner. Get their most beefcake guys to writhe around on it for the women and gays.

[canuck_conservative]

nothing cool about wasting your life for a murderous dictator

[NativeSon]

I’m in, could use some extracurricular action.

[MrRelevant]

Maybe the US should try it out? I heard our current recruitment tactics aint workin too good.

[Thrownatbirth]

Country Joe told me Vietnam would be a whole lotta fun.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

PING!!!!!

Hat tip to dennisw, for a new Daily Mail update that includes pornhub! Zeepers will love this!

[Tell It Right]

Defense Secretary Austin is probably putting most of our military ads on Grindr.

[dforest]

Well you do. Your boy Turdeau is all for killing people. He likes to force or trick them into dying.

[2banana]

Well, it’s better than Heather has two mommies.

[Sirius Lee]

Stupid russkies can’t afford to advertise on anything but pronhub. The Ukes are going to advertise on Grindr for recruits. Let’s see the russ top (or bottom) that!

[Dundee]

I’m pretty sure there’s a joke in here about two completely different versions of a meat grinder...

[Red6]

You’re talking about Zelenskyy, right?

[moovova]

I saw that...I mean...a friend told me about that.

[dennisw]

If Wagner puts their prime beefcake Mercs up on only fans. If I happen to hear about it, you will be the first who I will notify. It might not even cost you that much initially. Until your Stonewall gay community catches on. I predict that Wagner Mercs on film will be an earner for Prigozhin. Then he can buy new ammo from the Norks directly. Bypassing the fosiliized fuddy duddys in the Kremlin, who are threatened by his successes.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

I have no idea what that post was all about.

I defer to your experience and hobbies as the authority here.

[Kazan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JITMO4WUuaE

Mar 16, 2023

Update on Russian military operations in Ukraine for March 16, 2023:

- Russian warplanes intercepted and apparently clipped the propeller of a US MQ-9 drone carrying out surveillance near Crimea;

- The US has no means of recovering the drone, though Russia may have an opportunity to recover it;

- While the drone operated in international airspace according to the US, it was collecting intelligence on behalf of Ukraine as part of ongoing hostilities, as a party of the conflict and thus threatening Russian national security;

- Bakhmut continues to face encirclement;

- The Western media has begun admitting to the grim deterioration of Ukraine’s forces under the weight of Russia’s strategy of attrition;

- Ukraine has lost the majority of troops trained by NATO over the last 8-9 years;

- Ongoing NATO training is rushed, incapable of meeting or exceeding Russia’s pool of trained manpower;

- Ammunition and weapons are also admittedly running out;

- Ukraine may or may not be diverting reserves for an upcoming spring offensive to instead fight in Bakhmut;

- Any possible counteroffensive around Bakhmut might indicate just how badly deteriorated Ukraine’s forces have become;

[13foxtrot]

Not any worse than the US Army woke advertising. Probably more effective too.

[amnestynone]

I guess they will be very cool when the wind blows through the holes in their bodies.

[Boogieman]

I wonder if Peter Gabriel will license them the song “Sledgehammer” for their next ad?