Ha!! Someone beat me to it!! Did not know there was someone else here as callous as I!!
I have an "I Support the Blue." tire cover for the Jeep. One day I was filling up when the guy behind me said clearly and loudly...."I DO NOT LIKE YOUR TIRE COVER!", as if he was going to get some support from the folks at the other pumps. Conversation went like this...
"I DON'T LIKE YOUR TIRE COVER!"
"Did you buy it?" I asked.
"No."
"Is it on your vehicle?"
"No."
"Then IDGAF what you like or not like."
The look on his face was awesome, like a bucket of cold water had been poured on him. Everyone else at the pumps laughed out loud.