They’re checked every few hours, to see if the diaper is ripe for changing.
RE: checking in Biden pants....
Agents: Uh, yeah, you go first.
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When the late Bob Dylan was being hounded in NYC by the unbalanced fan obsessed with him, he discovered the perp was going through his garbage. It started the fanatical fan trend of looking at all celebrities’ trash.
A group of intrusive fans gathered outside each day.
Once Dylan’s little girl was putting up rows of blocks on the window sill. He asked what she was playing. “I’m building a wall to keep the bad people from looking in at me.”
Here’s the clincher. Dylan and his wife started putting dog poo in the outgoing trash. But the perp bought industrial quality gloves and had himself on viral video cleaning off the dog droppings and smiling broadly. Sick.
Oops. Sorry, Bob Dylan is still alive, at least as of today.