[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The church expected many more in attendance of the event in which organizers planned to “grieve over the way the world is.”

Gee, can not imagine why people were not rearranging their schedules to attend THAT party.

Oh Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me!

[Right Brother]

I miss Hee Haw.