Whales can have an important but overlooked role in tackling the climate crisis, researchers say

Accuweather / CNN | December 16, 2022 | Rachel Ramirez

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Whales as carbon sinks! Who knew?

I swear, no matter what field you are working in, no matter how stupid your thesis, if you put "Carbon" in your research proposal, you will reap millions upon millions of dollars to produce a thoroughly crap and preposterous report.

"Look, Mom! A carbon sink!"

[WMarshal]

Did the researchers forget about whale farts?

[joshua c]

these globull warmists are lower than whale sh*t

[EEGator]

Rachel Ramirez majored in Communications at University of Portland, with a Minor in French Studies.

SCIENCE!!!

[ridesthemiles]

SOMEONE is reaching very far afield to justify their ‘research grants’.

[gundog]

Oh, FFS!

[Leaning Right]

> Rachel Ramirez majored in Communications at University of Portland, with a Minor in French Studies. <

The very least Ramirez could have done was write her article in French.
That way people who don’t read French wouldn’t be bothered by her nonsense.

[IncPen]

Lassie had a role in the climate crisis.

In fact, Lassie told Timmy, and Timmy went to the college campus where he bumped into a bunch of totalitarians, and they quickly recognized that they could turn **anything** into a climate crisis.

And they did, and it’s been great!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Not only that, but FRENCH Science!!

[Fai Mao]

Casinos everywhere are rejoicing. They love whales in casinos

[Trumpet 1]

Can’t they just plant a few more trees?! The Star Trek crew did go into the past to kidnap a whale to take it to the future. So yeah, whales are the key to the future. Balance is what it is.

[EEGator]

Ze whales, Mon Dieu!...

[Rummyfan]

The very least Ramirez could have done was write her article in French.

She probably never got past come-on-out-to-the-alley-youse

[Deaf Smith]

Whales also exhale large amounts of CO2.

[MAGA2017]

“climate crisis” LOL

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Dis, dat, deeze, an' doze.

[cgbg]

If the whales ate all the “climate experts” the “climate crisis” would miraculously go away!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Just say NO to drugs. Whales. Yeah Okay. LOL.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Dis, dat, deeze, an' doze

Sounds like good preferred pronouns!

[cpdiii]

I am a scientist by my degrees in in Geology, Pharmacy and almost chemistry but the chemistry department would not honor my many classes in pharmaceutical chemistry and geochemistry.

I tire greatly of pseudo-science.