Kremlin denies report that Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself

NY Post ^ | 12/08/2022 | Yaron Steinbuch

[ChicagoConservative27]

The Kremlin has poo-pooed a report that Russian strongman Vladimir Putin recently fell down a flight of stairs and defecated on himself.

The denial comes after the Telegram channel “General SVR,” which purports to be run by a former Kremlin spy, claimed the 70-year-old leader took an a fecal fall at his residence on Nov. 30.

Putin was reported to have landed on his tailbone, causing him to “involuntarily defecate” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels.”

The tyrant’s press team has since been trying to clean up after the embarrassing report.

“Regarding your request, we can say that this is completely untrue,” the Press and Information Office of the President of the Russian Federation told Newsweek in an email responding to a request for comment.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Sounds like something Biden would do.

[C210N]

Sounds like something Project Mockingbird would do.

[Sunsong]

LOL of course they deny it, they lie as easy as they breathe

[PGR88]

fecal fall?

[lump in the melting pot]

see my tagline

[z3n]

Yeah, what are they supposed to do? Admit it?

[SERKIT]

Vladimir Pupin’.

[cuban leaf]

Somebody got Putin mixed up with Biden.

[Yo-Yo]

Somebody got Putin mixed up with Biden.

Hey now, Biden falls UP stairs!

[Bob434]

FECAL-GATE!

[RouxStir]

The $hit hit the fanny?

[cableguymn]

When Biden does that they catch it on film as he’s climbing the steps to an airplane

[HandBasketHell]

I don't believe it.

Suppose it really happened. There would have been a small number of people who witnessed it.

Do you know what happens to leakers in Russia?

I guess everyone is just so used to all the leaks that came out during the Trump administration and how nothing of any consequence happened to the leakers.

That is NOT how it works in Russia.

[cornfedcowboy]

I’m sure this isn’t true, but it was enough propaganda that they said something. Nice work.

[cuban leaf]

Exactly what I was thinking of. 🤣

[canuck_conservative]

well they can prove it’s untrue by simply having having Vlady walk around in public, to show how great his health is ...

btw, why haven’t we seen Putin in public lately?

hmmm ....

[Peter ODonnell]

Zelensky is sending him a get well card, it should arrive any second now.

[cpdiii]

I never believed this story. If true and the rat was discovered he would not be fired. He would have been tortured and killed. If true, only a fool would report this.

[Mlheureux]

Sounding like biden’s MSM propaganda?

[MeganC]

Now that the story has been officially denied we can rest assured that it is true.