[rfp1234]

He was too lazy to do it in Intercourse, PA.

[Songcraft]

He looks more like the type who would have probably had to do everything in Blue Ball, PA, or Bird-in-Hand, PA, rather than in Intercourse, PA.

[SubMareener]

The sign for the Planned Parenthood office in Intercourse says “Entrance in the rear.” Your can’t make this stuff up.