Breaking: the authorities discover that Trump and his gang of insurrectionists flushed illegal gifts, such as sofas, automobiles, airplanes, suitcases of diamonds, exotic pets, and various stolen street signs etc down the toilet drains to destroy the evidence. Not only that, but authorities also discoversd that the gang of seditionists also flushed a whole warehouse full of my pillows down the toilet so that the left couldn’t get ahold of them and get great night’s sleep.
Liz Cheney said to be giddy with excitement over the prospect of bringing further criminal charges agaisnt mr putin collusionist Donald Trump. So giddy infact that she is said to be overcome with emotion and too overwhelmed to respond to reporters who asked how anyone could possibly flush items as large as wrap around couches down a toilet. She did however manage to write out a brief statement claiming that this is the best evidence that she has seen to date of criminal activity, and fully intends to pursue it until she is elected president some time InThe distant future, even if she is no longer a republican party member, or a member of congress for that matter.
Ok. You win the Internet today IMHO.
This sounds like the typical outlandish stories that the Democrats routinely concoct to generate their narratives. Something that can generate miles of back and forth discussion, crazy headlines and talk show banter without accomplishing nearly anything.
It’s what they do. And it’s laughable.
A welcome bit of light relief from this deeply troubling story.
So funny. Thanks for the chuckle. (I do have a problem with him flushing pets, exotic or otherwise.)