[MIchaelTArchangel]

A fat mid-twenties boy shot the President of the United States to impress a lesbian actress. Think about that for a while.

[Boogieman]

“A fat mid-twenties boy shot the President of the United States...”

A fat mid-twenties boy (whose family were close friends with the family of the Vice President and former bitter primary rival of the President) shot the President of the United States...