"Welcome to the Biden administration. You'll find your role in the packages we handed to you"
"This looks like a turd!"
"Exactly. Your job is to polish that thing until it looks like a nice shiny lollipop we can pass off to the ignorant."
"What if I can't get it to that point?"
"We throw you in the gulag with the rest of the insurrectionists"
With all of those people working on it there
isn't even one original Tweet, much less
a mean Tweet, from Slow Joe himself?
/rhetorical question