[GaltAdonis]

"Watch a non-stop stream of breaking news..."

No.

Because I completely, and utterly do not care.

[V_TWIN]

I’d like to see JD prevail but I seriously doubt he’s gonna get rewarded 50 mil.

[SamAdams76]

I have not been following this at all.

Can somebody give a paragraph in layman's terms on what this is all about?

Sounds like a couple of Hollywood types having a messy divorce situation. Does anybody remember Farrah Fawcett and Lee Majors? I think that was the last time I paid attention to a celebrity marriage that had an acrimonious split.

I was somewhat excited at the time as I was a 14-year-old and my hormones were in overdrive. I thought that I might have had a chance to console Farrah in her time of need.

[Tell It Right]

Gays be like: Depp! Don’t steal our month from us!!

[lee martell]

“Step over to our Kiosk and get your daily dose of Drama-Aide! We serve it hot, cold, sweet or sour, with or without whipped cream or on the rocks! Only $6.99 for a Venti sized, recyclable container.”

[RedMonqey]

A monkey pox on both their houses.

The pay to play lesbian and the angry drunken has been.

[one guy in new jersey]

who sued who and por qua?

[dfwgator]

The fact this is the biggest story in the land says it all about the decline and fall of America.

[Reaganez]

Good grief, what a horror show.

[Mr. K]

“Bailiff... Slap her wee wee”

[AndyTheBear]

3pm in what time zone?

[JudyinCanada]

And the verdict is.....they’re both nuts. Next.

[Gay State Conservative]

He was pretty good in Black Mass.I don't have the first clue what she's famous for.However,there can be no doubt that they're *both* just your basic showbiz scum. If I was a juror I wouldn't award either of the a plug nickel.

[CommerceComet]

These are two horrible people who actually deserve one another. I heard an attorney say that it is possible that the jury would come up with a verdict where both lose. That would be appropriate. As someone else said, send them both home with nothing but instructions to grow up and act like adults instead of spoiled children.

[ConservaTexan]

I predict the jury will also find Sussman not guilty.

[real saxophonist]

I think Johnny Depp got his start on '21 Jump Street', or something like that.

In college, my girlfriend's roommate had 43 pictures of Johnny Depp on her side of the dorm room. Yes, I counted.

[joshua c]

couple of nutjobs airing their dirty laundry in public

six weeks of testimony!

both guilty and each awarded $1 for damages to their reputations

[pnz1]

My guess they’ll rule for the tearful actress..

[Seruzawa]

Undoubtedly Amber Heard pegs the Hot/Crazy matrix.

[OrangeHoof]

Johnny Derp.