[DannyTN]

If Russia invaded the US, I’d be grateful for anyone who led us to fight back.

[scottinoc]

But they’re not invading the US. They’re invading some backwater, corrupt, tool of the EU (with which Victoria Nuland suggested that she would have sex, forcibly). Why does this justify our spending our national treasure?

[JonPreston]

If Russia invaded the US

Latin America is invading US and you turn toward the Ukraine border instead. Why?

[Zenjitsuman]

This is one comedian Putin is not finding funny.

[Trailerpark Badass]

LOL, "Wolverines!"

Here's a clue: we're never going to be invaded by Russia.