“Goldilocks entered the cabin...boy, doesn’t she look hot in those stockings?...and saw three beds...I’d like to...a big bed, a medium bed and a small bed”
or
“I actually owned that cabin back in the day ... i almost had to evict those bears for nonpayment of rent, but Jill convinced me to give ‘em a chance to work it off by working in the circus that we owned”