Order now and I’ll send you pills that’ll turn Gamma, beta, alpha, and neutrons to vitamin C. Never mind it looks like rabbit dropping.ls. Three of these little round pills and you’re radiation proof. Unless you’re at ground zero. Just have your credit card ready and call 1-800-BR-549. Ask for Peggy. 🥴
Trivia
BR-549 is the boat ramp number where the Hee Haw guy kept his fishing boat at the marina.
I heard that somewhere...
Oh boy! Let me find my credit card!