Oops—the first link was not correct.
the one below that was funnier:
Detectives are seeking help identifying a man who pulled a gun on a clerk at a University District shop and stole a Billie Eilish Ukulele last month.
On February 1st the suspect entered a music store in the 1000 block of NE 50th St and robbed the clerk at gunpoint, taking a Billie Eilish Ukulele and $100 in cash.
June 22, 1979.
Gee, ya think?
J/K
CV