[Bikkuri]

No, don't spread misinformation!

Texas gets up to 155 degrees in the winter, has yellowjacket wasps 4 feet long, rattlesnakes that eat teenagers, jackalopes that chase people down and kill them with their antlers, jackrabbits bigger than 'roos, tornadoes twice a week, and earthworms that eat ankle biters (small dogs).

Heck, even the black bass rip fishermen's arms off!

Best to go northward, like Canada.



Jackalope

[Dusty Road]

OK let’s not go crazy now. We don’t have rattlers big enough to eat teenagers, maybe a large toddler. Now the Bull Snakes and the Indigo’s are a different story.

[gitmo]

Don’t forget the weekly tornadoes and the long horn steers that impale people.