Posted on 01/04/2022 12:53:37 PM PST by cotton1706
HOUSTON, TEXAS– US Representative Dan Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he tested positive for RINO, but is asymptomatic because he hides his Democrat leanings while out in public.
Crenshaw said he took an at-home RINO test and that’s when he discovered he had the deadly virus known as RINO, which is an acronym for Republican In Name Only.
“I decided to take a RINO test after I began having a deeper connection to the Democrat Party,” said Crenshaw the day after calling Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene an idiot Democrat in disguise. “I knew something was wrong with me when I found myself standing up and cheering for Joe Biden’s recent executive health mandate forcing children ages five to eleven to be thrown to hungry alligators to prevent COVID.”
Due to GOP guidelines, Crenshaw will be isolating from the Republican Party for five days and will be working remotely from home when he votes “yes” to all the Democrat’s upcoming leftwing policies.
Numerous other high-profile Republicans have also tested positive for RINO in recent months, including Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Liz Cheney, and Nikki Haley.
In order to fool his rightwing constituents into voting for him in his upcoming election, Crenshaw plans on disguising himself with a more conservative look by wearing his eyepatch over his left eye instead of the right one.
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There’s a cure for that, but it requires getting mugged, and isn’t a sure thing.
LoL.....now that’s funny.....thx.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tests positive for VINO..................
Reposting on this thread, because everyone needs to remember:
Crenshaw is a RINO and was on that list of Klaus Schwab’s Young Global Leaders of the World Economic Forum class of 2019.
Daniel Crenshaw has been deleted from their website. But not from the Internet Archive:
https://www.younggloballeaders.org/new-class?utf8=%E2%9C%93®ion=a0Tb00000000DC9EAM
OMG!! Crenshaw has a cold...... Oh, wait. So does Mrs rktman. Zicam, D, C, Theraflu, zinc, potassium...........
#NORINOS
That puts the FU in FUnny.
We MUST stop re-electing Assistant Democrats.
I saw an article a day or so ago that described him as “hawkish.” *snort*
No reason for the Dems to infect him with the virus.
Love it......what you posted.
“Daniel Crenshaw has been deleted from their website. But not from the Internet Archive:”
He is in the group picture, sunglasses, black shirt, on Left side, midway back. They haven’t (yet) airbrushed him out of that picture.
Tested positive for RINO, not Covid.
You missed the humor.
Maxine Watters tested positive for BINO.
Nah. Zicam still might work. LOL!
If he still has his Twitter account he’s a rino or a libtard or a raghead terrorist 🤪
I bet he didn’t see that one coming.
“was on that list of Klaus Schwab’s Young Global Leaders of the World Economic Forum class of 2019.”
^ that
HA! In this case, they are ALL RINO’s, even the darlings of the right. They just hide it better. Screw the GOP.
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