This may be a little out of context...A song for an American Christmas (I’ll start it off to the tune of “Joy To The World”-
Joe to the world:
“I crapped my pants
It’s running down my leg!
That’s why you see me quint like that
Like some kind of aristocrat”...
as long as we’re looking for Biden Admin theme songs:
Stonewall Jackson
Waterloo, Waterloo
Where will you meet your Waterloo?
Every puppy has its day, everybody has to pay
Everybody has to meet his Waterloo
Now, old Adam was the first in history
With an apple he was tempted and deceived
Just for spite the devil made him take a bite
And that’s where old Adam met his Waterloo
Waterloo, Waterloo
Where will you meet your Waterloo?
Every puppy has its day, everybody has to pay
Everybody has to meet his Waterloo
Little General Napoleon of France
Tried to conquer the world, but lost his pants
Met defeat known as Bonaparte’s retreat
And that’s when Napoleon met his Waterloo
Waterloo, Waterloo
Where will you meet your Waterloo?
Every puppy has its day, everybody has to pay
Everybody has to meet his Waterloo
Now, a feller whose darling proved untrue
Took her life, but he lost his too
Now he swings where the little birdie sings
And that’s where Tom Dooley met his Waterloo
Waterloo, Waterloo
Where will you meet your Waterloo?
Every puppy has its day, everybody has to pay
Everybody has to meet his Waterloo