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Order now and we’ll throw in two free tickets to Ron Popeil’s funeral, where he’ll personally demonstrate his brand new Ronco Crematomatic! Just pop the body in, set it, and forget it! In five minutes you’ll have the ashes scooped and sealed in a free set of four Ronco Superstrength Urns!

1 posted on 07/28/2021 5:02:22 PM PDT by Loyalist
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I remember the Pocket Fisherman.


32 posted on 07/28/2021 6:07:50 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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Loyalist, if you came up with that, you are brilliant! lol BTW, Al Stewart co-wrote a really cool historical song called “The Loyalist”. Worth a listen on youtube.


33 posted on 07/28/2021 6:08:05 PM PDT by alstewartfan (The dawn is turning away The ghost of Charlotte Corday. Al Stewart)
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Very sad. I will miss him.


34 posted on 07/28/2021 6:10:02 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I Love BULL MARKETS! HEAD EQUITIES TRADER FOR 30 YEARS!)
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It was all junk.


35 posted on 07/28/2021 6:13:17 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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“And it really really works!”


36 posted on 07/28/2021 6:15:29 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ((Democrats have declared us to be THE OBSOLETE MAN in the Twilight Zone.))
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That’s funny!


44 posted on 07/28/2021 6:36:25 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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No! We had a city zoo in my hometown of Evansville Indiana called Mesker Park Zoo. Besides the awesome Zoo they had a huge amusement park, an outdoor amphitheater and a large woodland park.

Inside the fences of the zoo were 3 good sized lakes that were brimming full of trophy size bigmouth bass. I knew some zoo employees who would show me pictures of the monsters they used to catch, a job perc!

I bought a Popeil Pocket Fisherman so I could climb the fence and catch myself a trophy bass. Trying to breach the zoo security back in 1970, required a compact fishing gear setup. The Popeil Picket Fisherman was they key!

2 of us 16 year old fishermen jumped the fence one bright moonlit night and we started making those pocket fishermen sing. Using only HulaPoppers and Jitterbug artificial lures we caught so many big bass and catfish that it foiled our escape because my buddy couldn’t quite lift the stringer over the fence and we were laughing so hard the night watchman came out and caught us.

I think I still have that Popeil Pocket Fisherman somewhere in my barn. RIP Mr. Popeil.


45 posted on 07/28/2021 6:43:27 PM PDT by bigfootbob
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Ronco an American classic.

I remember the commercials you’d see them all the time back in the days.


47 posted on 07/28/2021 6:45:39 PM PDT by hercuroc
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Popeil was inspiration for some good comedy.


48 posted on 07/28/2021 6:52:40 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Play with knives long enough and you will eventually bleed.)
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He was an American treasure.


49 posted on 07/28/2021 7:01:22 PM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism.)
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“How do you like my nuts now?”


53 posted on 07/28/2021 8:16:20 PM PDT by Obadiah
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I like your dark humor. That’s some funny stuff!
My dad had the Pocket Fisherman. When he passed, my brother claimed it.
RIP Ron Popeil.


55 posted on 07/28/2021 8:28:58 PM PDT by telescope115 (Staunch conservative, with a liberal immune system. TRUMP 2024!)
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Ave Maria will be sung by a chorus of plastic bass...


58 posted on 07/29/2021 7:52:24 AM PDT by jimmygrace
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