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1 posted on
07/28/2021 5:02:22 PM PDT by
Loyalist
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To: Loyalist
Hell...I thought he died 10 years ago.
To: Loyalist
"He also set a QVC record in 2000 selling over $1 million worth of his Showtime Rotisseries — or approximately 150 units each minute — during a one-hour live segment." That's amazing!
3 posted on
07/28/2021 5:09:23 PM PDT by
FLNittany
To: Loyalist
R.I.P.
A guy I know actually ordered and used Polpeil’s bald-spot spray. It looked really pathetic.
To: Loyalist
I had one of these years ago.
7 posted on
07/28/2021 5:16:42 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Loyalist
An unforgettable spielmeister.
9 posted on
07/28/2021 5:17:54 PM PDT by
Albion Wilde
("Let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late." —Bob Dylan)
To: Loyalist
10 posted on
07/28/2021 5:18:08 PM PDT by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: Loyalist
But there was only one Handy Housewife Helper.
11 posted on
07/28/2021 5:18:51 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Loyalist
12 posted on
07/28/2021 5:19:05 PM PDT by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
To: Loyalist
13 posted on
07/28/2021 5:19:20 PM PDT by
Category Four
(Joy, Fun, the Joke Proper, and Flippancy ... Flippancy is the best of all.)
To: Loyalist
My brother ordered one of those "Set it and Forget it" Showtime rotisserie grills. He said when he opened up the box, the first thing he saw was a large piece of paper that said "DO NOT TAKE 'SET IT AND FORGET' LITERALLY!"
But I gotta go with the spray bald spot coverer as the greatest of them all.
To: Loyalist
Are you sure he didn’t wish to be sliced and diced first?
16 posted on
07/28/2021 5:28:49 PM PDT by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it)
To: Loyalist; Impy; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; LS; campaignPete R-CT; AuH2ORepublican; Clemenza; ...
He and Billy Mays have gone on to that giant infomercial in the sky. RIP.
17 posted on
07/28/2021 5:35:01 PM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(DEFEAT THE COUP D'ETAT BY THE STALINAZI DERP STATE !)
To: Loyalist
18 posted on
07/28/2021 5:35:24 PM PDT by
sipow
To: Loyalist
Years ago in the New Yorker they had a profile of him. When he worked in an office in downtown NY it said that the secretaries would take their break when he went out just to look at him. I guess back in the day he was gorgeous.
RIP Ron.
19 posted on
07/28/2021 5:35:28 PM PDT by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: Loyalist
The guy was an icon, most (not all) of his products were not trash. Seems just a couple years ago he was TV pitching a countertop rotisserie. I remember him with heavy rubber gloves pulling a Rib Roast out of the contraption.
23 posted on
07/28/2021 5:48:06 PM PDT by
DAC21
To: Loyalist
24 posted on
07/28/2021 5:48:37 PM PDT by
McGruff
(PRES. BIDEN: You're not gonna get COVID if you have these vaccinations.)
To: Loyalist
We bought many of his x rated marital aids
26 posted on
07/28/2021 5:50:48 PM PDT by
al baby
(Hi Mom Hi Dad)
To: Loyalist
OMG!! You had me almost spit out my corn flakes that I’m having for dinner. LOL AWESOME!!!
To: Loyalist
Why are FReepers ripping on him? This man was a throwback to Americana inventors and can-do spirit. Today’s kids can’t even tie their shoes.
To: Loyalist
Got his fishing “rod” in my mobile SHTF bin.
30 posted on
07/28/2021 6:01:47 PM PDT by
Psalm 73
("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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