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To: rktman

We must have gravity control!


2 posted on 04/05/2021 10:43:43 AM PDT by beethovenfan (Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: beethovenfan
We must have gravity control!

Common sense gravity reforms.

4 posted on 04/05/2021 10:46:02 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: beethovenfan

Ban Falling now!


8 posted on 04/05/2021 10:48:31 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: beethovenfan

No one needs to fall more than once in order to kill a deer!

Those under 21 are not allowed to fall.

You must show an ID, get background checked and have two references if you plan on falling!


13 posted on 04/05/2021 10:51:14 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: beethovenfan

We need a two week waiting period...and an FBI check...before being allowed to buy a ladder.


26 posted on 04/05/2021 10:59:13 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Trump: "They're After You. I'm Just In The Way")
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To: beethovenfan

No one needs 32 f/secxsec high capacity gravational fields!
Limit gravity to 10 f/ secxsec.
If only life is saved...
It’s for the children....
Gravity is racist....
Trump recommends gravity....


32 posted on 04/05/2021 11:03:09 AM PDT by sjmjax
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To: beethovenfan

Fallin feels like Flyin for a little while.


36 posted on 04/05/2021 11:08:01 AM PDT by GOWM (grumpy old white man)
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To: beethovenfan

You should have to pass a background check to own Joe Biden, then.


47 posted on 04/05/2021 11:34:14 AM PDT by allwrong57
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To: beethovenfan

Ban assault gravity.


52 posted on 04/05/2021 11:46:15 AM PDT by moovova (Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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To: beethovenfan

Archie Bunker was right.


65 posted on 04/06/2021 5:03:50 PM PDT by cowboyusa (America Cowboy up!)
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