Posted on 03/24/2021 1:07:51 PM PDT by lightman
Scene from THE LIFE OF BRYAN...
http://montypython.50webs.com/scripts/Life_of_Brian/8.htm
JUDITH: I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.
REG: Agreed. Francis?
FRANCIS: Yeah. I think Judith’s point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man—
STAN: Or woman.
FRANCIS: Or woman... to rid himself—
STAN: Or herself.
FRANCIS: Or herself.
REG: Agreed.
FRANCIS: Thank you, brother.
STAN: Or sister.
FRANCIS: Or sister. Where was I?
REG: I think you’d finished.
FRANCIS: Oh. Right.
REG: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man—
STAN: Or woman.
REG: Why don’t you shut up about women, Stan. You’re putting us off.
STAN: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
FRANCIS: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN: I want to be one.
REG: What?
STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.
REG: What?!
LORETTA: It’s my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can’t have babies.
LORETTA: Don’t you oppress me.
REG: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA: crying
JUDITH: Here! I— I’ve got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault, not even the Romans’, but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG: What’s the point?
FRANCIS: What?
REG: What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can’t have babies?!
FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
MY EYES! MY EYES! WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
EYE WASH! EYE WASH!
Well, S/he was confirmed. Yay.
Nope. Romney voted against.
Only the two RINO sluts voted for this thing.
That makes me feel better about my phone call asking him not to support the Cuomo and Dem nursing home violator. All our calls eventually make a difference.
#10-Thanx for pointing that out. LOL!
The fact that that thing has serious mental health issues , should be the number one fact not to confirm!!!
The fact that that thing has serious mental health issues , should be the number one fact not to confirm!!!
Who in their right mind would approve this freak show?
He was confirm with 52 votes. I know one was Collins. Who was the other?
Not impressed. He can’t hit the highway fast enough for me.
Heh
He’s probably spent thousands of dollars trying to be a woman. Look carefully at the pic in comment #1. He has failed miserably.
XY will always be XY, no changing that. God made the decision the instant he was conceived.
When you oppose a transgender for anything. It’s obvious that the only reason is because of hate for transgenders. When a straight white guy is opposed, it obviously is because of something he did.
Duh.
It stands like the rest of the men because it, too, is a man. I dare it to put on some high heels, come on Rache, be a real woman for a second, lol.
If the first thing one thinks of when seeing them is Austin Powers’ “that’s a man, baby!”, then it’s a FAIL.
Murkowski
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