[pepsionice]

Give them three NFL teams, and call it even.

[beethovenfan]

Tell them to go F themselves.

[lee martell]

Joe says “Okie-Dokie, will you have anything else with your Order?”

[17th Miss Regt]

Biden is asking, “One trillion? Where am I going to get that kind of money? I’ll just call up Nancy and Chuck.”

[Will88]

Iran knows they can yank Slow Joe around and likely get whatever they want.

[T.B. Yoits]

They can get in line behind all the U.S. business and citizens who suffered financially due to the illegal shutdowns from the Wuhanic Plague.

[mykroar]

Get the C130 with the pallets ready.

[arthurus]

I’m sure Biden and the Congressional Commucrats will magnanimously add 50% to that.

[headstamp 2]

LOL. Trump boxed Biden in on restarting the Iran negotiations. The lunatics will come up with one insane demand after another.

[right way right]

God will Nuke Iran AND the USA if the USA pays Iran a trillion dollars.

Yeah, I know God does not have nukes....but sheesh.

[PGR88]

I’d be sure to request that money in gold, or bitcoin.

[MarDav]

At this point, just pay the man, Joe.

[Bonemaker]

Don’t worry Iran...the democrats have the trillion built into the Covid Relief Bill.

[Cen-Tejas]

Well, Mr. Mullah, just wait a few minutes, Kamala Harris, your staunchest admirer in the US, will get you a check! Or would you prefer planeloads of cash?

[Billthedrill]

People, hell, ice water.

Send in John Effin'!

[windsorknot]

Can we send Iran some raw sewage to process?

[blueunicorn6]

Fine.

We want six trillion for taking our people hostage.

[Jeff Chandler]

Sure, why not?

[PROCON]

I’m sure pallets of cash are being arranged as we speak.

[READINABLUESTATE]

“$1 Trillion Damage”...ok, how many cruse missiles is that?