Sometimes a headline just makes you burst out laughing. And my wife enthusiastically agrees.
There was some comedian on youtube that called his mother trying to figure out what his wife wanted for her Birthday.
“Did she say anything to you mom?”
“No - I’m sure she’s given you some hints son.”
“Oh - she told me what she wanted, but I can’t remember.”
“Well son, you need to remember things like that.”
“But she says it in the middle of a thousand other words - I can’t remember EVERY thing! She talks SO much!”