I don’t have a clue how to mug someone , but I’m willing to take an online course to learn - just so I can fly out to Portland and mug the snot out of that white, 25-year-old, whiny social justice warrior/basement-dwelling loser.
You could take an old mop handle, cut the mop part off, then cut the stick in exactly 1/2, then practice your favorite drum solos on a 55 gallon drum.
Lol, me too! I want to slap the s*it out of know-nothings.