[knighthawk]

Ex-White House aide Chris Sims revealed in his 2019 book Team of Vipers that Trump would often use the red button as a way of pranking visitors to the White House by suggesting it had nuclear capabilities.

‘Out of nowhere, he’d suddenly press the button,’ Sims wrote. ‘Not sure what to do, guests would look at one another with raised eyebrows.’

Trump would then reportedly ‘burst out laughing’ when the butler would walk in the room.

That is pretty cool!

[Telepathic Intruder]

Soon to be replaced with the "little girl" button.

[Joe Bfstplk]

Was that the same button Bill used to summon Monica?

[DesertRhino]

Never heard a single nice, funny, humanizing story like that the entire time this decent man was president. Not a single warm story about Melania.

[Blue Jays]

"...Diet Coke button..."

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Fantastic! I absolutely like the "nuclear missile launch prank" story as well. Very endearing.

Idiot leftwingers would instead have our President traipsing to the W.H. kitchen...as if he does not have more important things happening.

[Maudeen]

Someone tell the President to quit drinking the diet stuff!

[LegendHasIt]

Just going to move it to Hunter’s bedroom for him to order Coke...aine.

[StolarStorm]

He hasn’t been in the real oval office. I don’t know where he is, but it’s not the official oval office. Not unless they put in a parking lot right behind the office, cut down the trees and replaced them with a old looking hedge, changed out the wallpaper and so forth. The pics of the oval office Biden is in DO NOT resemble the office as it was just a week ago.

[right way right]

Ooh. No Coke breaks!
I wonder if Biden can out pace the amazing Obama.
Such a work ethic. Amazing!!!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Guess Biden will be known now as “Button-down Joe”.

When the Red Chinese attack, he will, again, have removed the “Red Button” for defending the U.S.

At least he won’t be known as “Butt-down Peter” if Buttigieg gets any administration position (Oh did I say that? Well Peter’s father, a Marxist, was named “Joseph” so I think I’m close with this nickname).

[jmcenanly]

I thought that this was the Babylon Bee. Nothing should surprise us anymore.

[skr]

Infamous? Unless they drilled a hole into the Resolute desk, it’s hardly infamous.

[Greg123456]

He probably doesn’t want to pee his diaper

[heavy metal]

joe was probably playing with it and dr jill took it away...

[FlingWingFlyer]

Hop Sing will put in an ice cream and toddler button to get what he wants.

[UNGN]

They replaced it with an Aricept button, but Joe keeps forgetting to push it.

[cp124]

Pudding button

[Vermont Lt]

It’s now a Geritol and Prevogen break.

Just in time for his 2 PM nap.

[Meatspace]

I think we can expect each day to bring additional abandonment of Trump policies and traditions by Biden. The Diet Coke button just mat be the beginning.