He LIT THEM UP!
No asses were left.
None!
Okay, um, there was a bit of awkwardness to address though.
Um, I think maybe Rudy should switch hair color product.
Just saying. (this comment will make sense to anyone here who watched this on TV).
Rudy should make an appointment with Jesse Waters’ hairdresser.
Alex Azar looked weird today with a strange combover.
Why can’t they just let their heads age gracefully?
I really hate to say this. We looked liked clowns. We need a better public presence. Nothing today helped our cause and I’m very disappointed if this is the best we can do. Di better!