An acquaintance had a monkey. It masturbated all day and flung the semen out of its cage. I’d cap any monkey I saw running around. I won’t even watch a commercial with a monkey in it. Disgusting pieces of shit.
There is a comedy bit by John Mulaney where he talks about people who want monkeys.
“Trust me... you think you want a monkey. You don’t want a monkey.”
It was just what you are describing. Funny in someone else’s home.
I’m with you on the whole monkey thing. Ugly little violence machines. I have never understood why some folks like the little hell-spawn.
“An acquaintance had a monkey. It masturbated all day and flung the semen out of its cage. “
Sounds like some of my frat friends.