[Daveinyork]

I am at a loss to think of a comment.

[glennaro]

Monkey Lives Matter! (only a Leftist would consider that racist)

[DEPcom]

Human force labor would have been better

[GQuagmire]

Had to make sure this wasn’t Babylon Bee

[the_Watchman]

I hear they are easy to train. You know: Monkey see, Monkey do!

[eyeamok]

COSTCO sends Thousand of Innocent Monkee’s to their certain Death

[Buckeye McFrog]

But forced labor from Chinese human beings okey-dokey.

[C210N]

Just pay them a livable banana wage.

[blueunicorn6]

I thought the monkeys all worked at Twitter?

[Sacajaweau]

They took away some of the happiness that monkeys derive from doing this “Tricky Task”. It’s what monkeys like to do.

[AF_Blue]

Did anyone ask the monkeys if they felt they were being treated as slaves, or if they were getting fair pay for their work?

[Jonny7797]

Oh wow, where am I going to get my Samsonite luggage now?

[miliantnutcase]

So if they pay the monkeys we’re all good then right?

[ronniesgal]

forced monkey labor now? when do the riots for free bananas start?

[The_Media_never_lie]

Leftists seem to have no problem with Chinese political prisoner labor.

[ShadowAce]

I guess it’s wrong to use animals to plow, or horses to pull Amish buggies, etc.

[Red Badger]

Oh, those crazy guys at Babylon Bee.......................what, wait..................

[TexasGator]

[BookmanTheJanitor]

[Vermont Lt]

OK.

Somewhere there is a monkey named Ceasar who is going to be thrilled that his chains are finally removed.

This ends poorly for old white men who like guns.

[rightwingcrazy]

I wonder what they feel about cowboys getting horses and dogs to work for them.