New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D*ck Incident

Vice ^ | October 19, 2020 | Laura Wagner

[SE Mom]

Oh, what a night!

I’m taking Wednesday, Thursday and Friday off:)

[The MAGA-Deplorian]

Baaaah, thats not the title of the article! Post the actual title of the article, "New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call"

Toobin was pounding his toobin on a zoom call! The funny thing is, he wasnt looking at porn! He was baloney slapping talking to magazine colleagues and WNYC workers. Bad mouthing Trump must give him a thrill up his leg!

[LeoTDB69]

“I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.”

I thought mute meant to silence the sound. Mute doesn’t mean blind.

[NautiNurse]

Oddly enough, the day after the election I had a driving motivation to work. After eight long, difficult Obama years, it finally felt satisfying to work again.

More details out re: Toobin. He was definitely working himself up into a lather...two others in the Zoom meeting said it seemed he was on another call, and suddenly, he lowered the camera to show off his junk. He's toast.

[grey_whiskers]

[LeoTDB69]

Toobin showed his tube?.................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRE6BPhN2I

[livius]

Yes, a funny - and bizarre - story..why in the world he got all hot and bothered by an election simulation is pretty mystifying. But maybe he was some sort of compulsive who was always fiddling around with himself.

The subway used to be full of guys like him...

[livius]

Yes, waving their weenies around apparently gives them a feeling of power.

[SE Mom]

I understand the drive to get back to work. The relief was profound. At the time I worked with women who were Hillary voters- I knew the next day would be hell at work:)

Another call? Hmmm..availing himself of 1-900 services? I guess multitasking is a thing for him.

2020.

[kiryandil]

Baaaah, thats not the title of the article! Post the actual title of the article

Vice has been changing the title of the article.

Mine was the first posted.

[Brown Deer]

[damper99]

After listening to some of his legal analysis I recall saying to myself, “what a jackoff”.

[kiryandil]

   

[NautiNurse]

I figure it was one of Toobin’s girlfriends. Anyway, when they said election simulation, Toobin heard erection stimulation. The rest is history.

[NautiNurse]

Nice find. Weiner and Toobin together.

[nutmeg]

ROTFL! Eww......

[Red6]

I agree.

And they should slap these assholes around.

They are the ones always screaming loudest with all this false outrage, they love to talk about sexism, racism, bla bla bla... other peoples feelings, and lecture us about what is right and wrong, and then like Weinstein (another one) they are the biggest swines of them all. Most of these creeps in the MSM or Hollywood are weirdo’s, creeps, sicko’s... and today they are the ones lecturing to society about right and wrong.