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New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D*ck Incident
Vice ^ | October 19, 2020 | Laura Wagner

Posted on 10/19/2020 11:53:21 AM PDT by kiryandil

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To: JohnBrowdie

He has balls the size of planters peanuts.


21 posted on 10/19/2020 11:59:36 AM PDT by Ge0ffrey
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To: kiryandil

can ...not...understand...this......most all women do not care about such things so when a guy does this is it has be some kind of homo thing....


22 posted on 10/19/2020 11:59:46 AM PDT by cherry
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To: spacejunkie2001

It was a Zoom conference call.


23 posted on 10/19/2020 11:59:56 AM PDT by kiryandil (Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
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To: kiryandil
I thought I had muted the Zoom video

People saw him expose himself, but at least they didn't hear him do it.

24 posted on 10/19/2020 12:00:37 PM PDT by kevao (BIBLICAL JESUS: Give your money to the poor. SOCIALIST JESUS: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
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To: ConservativeMind

Very true. I won’t use it because of that.


25 posted on 10/19/2020 12:00:42 PM PDT by RandFan (3C)
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To: kiryandil

Wiener Toobin

Sounds like some perverted winter activity.


26 posted on 10/19/2020 12:00:45 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: Tax-chick; nutmeg; SE Mom
How could a person “accidentally” do something like this? Was he participating in the meeting while using the toilet?

More like he was noodling his little head during the entire Zoom meeting. Good thing he didn't claim he was hacked.

27 posted on 10/19/2020 12:01:26 PM PDT by NautiNurse (Put $5000 cash in an envelope. Mail it to yourself. If this makes you queasy, vote at the polls.)
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To: NautiNurse

Eeew.


28 posted on 10/19/2020 12:02:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick (A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
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To: kiryandil
Why can’t these morons keep their hands out of their pants?
29 posted on 10/19/2020 12:03:18 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: gibsonguy
So who sits there with their schlong hanging out which enables such an “accident”?

LOL!
Next will be the excuse, "my computer was hacked by the Rooskies".

30 posted on 10/19/2020 12:04:27 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse (Nothing dies harder than a lie that people want to believe)
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To: NautiNurse

Very weird. He never ever explains exactly why it would occur to him to do something like this...just an oopsie that he got caught.

Now there is the zoom meeting attendee, a woman, who decided to go and use the bathroom in the middle of the meting and didn’t turn her off her video feed..the expressions on the faces of the other folks were wonderful!


31 posted on 10/19/2020 12:04:48 PM PDT by livius
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To: ConservativeMind
I hate how Zoom turns on your microphone and video camera, by default.

There are preferences to disable that. Or should I say "orientation"?

32 posted on 10/19/2020 12:05:03 PM PDT by glorgau
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To: kiryandil

All i wanna do is stick my zoom zoom zoom in your boom boom boom.

I don’t get it, was he masturbating? That has to be it.


33 posted on 10/19/2020 12:08:03 PM PDT by KobraKai
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34 posted on 10/19/2020 12:08:34 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: livius

A lot of perverts do this as a power trip to ‘assault’ someone. This is definitely a form of sexual assault


35 posted on 10/19/2020 12:08:54 PM PDT by spacejunkie2001
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To: kiryandil

Did Jeffery say “Excuse me while I whip this out!.........”


36 posted on 10/19/2020 12:09:47 PM PDT by Lockbox
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To: kiryandil

TUBE IN TO CNN!


37 posted on 10/19/2020 12:15:55 PM PDT by StAnDeliver (I've got your Third Rail of Politics right here.)
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To: kiryandil

Thought he was zooming with his underage girlfriend? An innocent mistake.


38 posted on 10/19/2020 12:15:55 PM PDT by joshua c
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To: kiryandil

He believed he had muted his Zoom. I think we can all figure out what happened here.


39 posted on 10/19/2020 12:18:56 PM PDT by dangus
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To: kiryandil

Seriously... he thinks it would’ve been OK to jack off during a Zoom meeting if he HAD managed to blank out his screen?


40 posted on 10/19/2020 12:20:01 PM PDT by dangus
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