[Political Junkie Too]

Where can I get "failed coup" insurance?

Is it the "good hands" people?

Is it the "we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two" people?

Is it Flo?

-PJ

[Fightin Whitey]

Where can I get "failed coop insurance?

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Why, at The Chicken Coop Preparedness Insurance Store, by gum!

[TigersEye]

It sounds more like insurance a little lizard would sell you out of the trunk of a car in an alley.

[BiteYourSelf]

It's that lizard.🤔