I was speaking with a newly-arrived Martian the other day; he (she? it?) told me that, according to TV commercials he had viewed since arriving, 76.3% of the US population is actually black, drives a late model BMW and lives in a beautiful mini-mansion on a sprawling estate.
Also, in every commercial, every black kid has a black dad in the home that cooks breakfast in the morning and helps with the homework at night. And only whites have the menial jobs—while the black well-dressed professional rich couple is driving their expensive Buick to the restaurant, the 2 white waiters in the background look on with awe.