The Dem party went woke, hoisting their flag among the freaks and flakes leaving Trump to claim, oh, just the rest of America.
Who could have foreseen that strategy might fail? Who could have guessed capitalism might have more appeal than violent marches and inferring everyone with a pigment hue lighter than yours was a born oppressor? Can’t imagine how this all went wrong! Badmouthing America? That was supposed to be an electoral slam dunk, right? Our (clearly biased) polls told us we were on the right course! How could this happen??
Oh, and nominating a perv with corruption and mental issues - that should get the populace loving us, right? We should be 50 points ahead!
We haven’t won yet.