I’m sitting in a hospital lobby right now, forced to watch CNN. Your description is pretty much what they said. I hadn’t watched CNN in ages, so I forgot how disconnected from reality they are.
Did the hospital run out of ipecac syrup and had to find an alternate way to make you barf?
If I was sitting in a hospital lobby with CNN playing, I’d be at risk of being admitted to the hospital.
Seriously, I would demand they change the channel or shut it off.